Where's God When you Need Him?
From Reuters:
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Well, some of you might say "Silly for him...we all know there isn't a God....", but let me playDevil's God's advocate here for a moment........
If I were God, I would find it a lot more interesting to let the guy get killed, then greet him on the other side with a "....what's this 'if he exists' shit?".
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Well, some of you might say "Silly for him...we all know there isn't a God....", but let me play
If I were God, I would find it a lot more interesting to let the guy get killed, then greet him on the other side with a "....what's this 'if he exists' shit?".
3 Comments:
I was too busy laughing at the dumb ass to save him, I mean c'mon people use you Medamn brains!
Oh good going hon, first you get the government watching us, now God is too. Next thing you know we'll be asked our opinion for the Nielson Ratings.
Well since you asked, what is your opinion on that wonderful reality show Supegroup? I meam it has everything,
A washed up lead singer that dresses like a drag queen, A washed up guitar player who is trying to fool us that he's straight by dating Meatloafs daughter (He refused a lap dance from a stripper, I mean CMON!), A bass player who directs porn (Very respectable). A drummer who's has nerve damage in his hand and Ted Nugent who thinks he's still relevant and cool but lost all my and many others respect when he was part of the Damn Yankees.
If that's what a Supergroup should consist of then hell that cellar band who has no name because "It Doesn't Matter" are fatter than Elvis! There is hope for us all yet!
Now That's good TV.
Coming up next:
A fat guy and a goat share their feelings on an all new Dr. Phil.
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